Ways to see who your future spouse will be
- Put a basin of water under the moonlight and shout the name of the person you really like and the "Matchmaker" out there will help tie that red knot.
- Peel an apple in front of the mirror and make sure the skin doesn't get cut off. In other words, peel the skin of the apple in a continuous strip
- Consult CZ, the "Clever Guess" Predictionist, or CGP for short. In other words, SOMEONE CHAT WITH ME LEY... call me wake up shee shee i also 爽
Sep 30, 2007
hmmm...
we didn't talk for a whole 10 min sitting beside each other... freaky... wad's up!! haha...
Was trying to think of a "problem" I had in school that needed your help (to break the ice), but I couldn't think of any...
pp & bad for 3 hours is super shiong. Very tiring.
Was trying to think of a "problem" I had in school that needed your help (to break the ice), but I couldn't think of any...
pp & bad for 3 hours is super shiong. Very tiring.
say...waaad?!?
Tuition with my 2 kids today.
Tuition kid's mum (A) to another tuition kid's mum (B) : "This is the 1st time you see him right?"
B : (dunno what's the reply but check out the reply to this reply)
A : "帅hor? "
OMG!! HAHA!! Hven't heard it for a very longggg longggg longgg longggg longgg time le... last remembered someone said that was 5 years ago! Anyway, even if it was 客套话, it really made my day. HAHA!! YES ARHHH!!
P.S. I bet sure got pple roll eyes or smth... but WAAAEVAA!! woohoo!! :P
Tuition kid's mum (A) to another tuition kid's mum (B) : "This is the 1st time you see him right?"
B : (dunno what's the reply but check out the reply to this reply)
A : "帅hor? "
OMG!! HAHA!! Hven't heard it for a very longggg longggg longgg longggg longgg time le... last remembered someone said that was 5 years ago! Anyway, even if it was 客套话, it really made my day. HAHA!! YES ARHHH!!
P.S. I bet sure got pple roll eyes or smth... but WAAAEVAA!! woohoo!! :P
Sep 26, 2007
我要抓狂了!!!!
I so need a hug right now... studying is really driving me crazy!!!
I miss your voice ... i miss you :(
I miss your voice ... i miss you :(
how to forget a person ever existed
1. Peg your memories of a person to an object that is about to be thrown away. Eg. Whenever you walk past the piece of paper stuck to the fridge, think of that person and the things associated with 'em. Do that for a month.
2. After a month, that piece of paper should almost look like that person. Now gather all the related artefacts of that person (photos, memos, etc). Take that piece of paper with the artefacts and burn it away.
3. As you walk off, say "you're officially gone" and do not look back.
4. The person is officially out of your life tada!!
2. After a month, that piece of paper should almost look like that person. Now gather all the related artefacts of that person (photos, memos, etc). Take that piece of paper with the artefacts and burn it away.
3. As you walk off, say "you're officially gone" and do not look back.
4. The person is officially out of your life tada!!
hasty generalisation
- gers are full of crap and don't say what they mean and mean what they say
- gers dont mean what they say and are full of crap
- need i repeat myself again?
- gers dont mean what they say and are full of crap
- need i repeat myself again?
Sep 25, 2007
time to get down to work
i can now finally dedicate my heart to work. no more 放不下的恋情. you guys stay happy yea!
"i'm forward-looking, determined and driven..." *hands in*
"EXCELLENCE!!!!"
"i'm forward-looking, determined and driven..." *hands in*
"EXCELLENCE!!!!"
"waevaaaaa"
haha.. my daughter's dam cute
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH6-1e12Egs
(help needed for posting youtube videos ><)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH6-1e12Egs
(help needed for posting youtube videos ><)
the sun's too hot sometimes
The sky was as blue as the ocean. The scorching sun blazed down mercilessly which beat upon my face. I could almost feel the fiery tongue of the sun licking the moisturiser layer on my face. It's time to repair the car aircon. And so I did.
today's mum's bday! happy birthday to mum + happie 中秋节 to all~!! can't remember we're supposed to carry lanterns or eat mooncake or eat dumpling or eat tangyuan... maybe just eat chinese food today.
remember, remember the 25th of september... where the sun's so hot, in the small little red dot, and it's mum's birthday (haha...shit...no 押运 ><)
today's mum's bday! happy birthday to mum + happie 中秋节 to all~!! can't remember we're supposed to carry lanterns or eat mooncake or eat dumpling or eat tangyuan... maybe just eat chinese food today.
remember, remember the 25th of september... where the sun's so hot, in the small little red dot, and it's mum's birthday (haha...shit...no 押运 ><)
CZ's book of records
This is way overdue. I was supposed to have this since forever so here goes!
First to read both my old n new blogs: HM
Longest continuous urine time: 46 sec
Longest wait for an sms reply: 2 months
Most number of bi sai dug in a day: 8
Fastest shit duration: 18 sec
Fastest to win a mahjong round: 3/4 turns
This is only the beginning. More records will come! haha! feel free to compete for a place in my history books! :)
First to read both my old n new blogs: HM
Longest continuous urine time: 46 sec
Longest wait for an sms reply: 2 months
Most number of bi sai dug in a day: 8
Fastest shit duration: 18 sec
Fastest to win a mahjong round: 3/4 turns
This is only the beginning. More records will come! haha! feel free to compete for a place in my history books! :)
Sep 24, 2007
一群饭桶
Why the hell agree to meet at 10am when all of you don't come! fucked up man....seriously... WAKE UP LA! really tamade leh. you all wanna sleep i don't want ar.later sure give spastic excuse like "oh it's raining then very nice i cant wake up" really fucked up leh! full of shit lor! go n die la!
Sep 21, 2007
something different
today 神雕侠侣 wore different colours lor. omg! first time in the history of mankind. should've taken a picture...oh well.
nana said just post something lor
i know this pic is long overdue. it was the genting+kl trip back in the hols. and the picture posting do work! haha.
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