well, other than the occasional champions league matches where liverpool completely owns the opposition, nothing good ever happens after 2am.
everyone should sleep before 2am. for starters, skin renewal period is 10pm-2am.
i know i dont have a very convincing argument here, considering that I dont have any really bad experiences to back it up. but hey, though nothing bad happens, nothing good happens too.
ok so anyway i'm too sians to continue writing anything else now, so it'll end here. for now.
Apr 29, 2008
Apr 28, 2008
the detergent that smells like fart
other than the usual water sound that i hear from the kitchen, I get totally "mesmerised" by the rafflesia smell emanating from the wash basin. To think that detergent was supposed to smell good, or at least not bad. Mum's theory was that it had dropped into the basin full of stale water.
seriously, sometimes it smells worse than rubbish. farts can actually win in a "smell good" contest if the detergent were to take part. any the detergent has a name. it's called 臭臭. wonder how 臭臭 show his face in front of his other detergent frens. they must be labelling him a loser. A detergent that smells. It's almost like superman on krypton, or a plant that produces carbon monoxide. Still, in the light of not wasting it all by throwing it away, it still has the cleaning dishes ability, only with the added disadvantage of smelling bad, really bad.
I could swear that in several occasions, my brother could tell that mum was washing dishes, in his room. which really is quite the distance for any smell to travel to.
Anyhow, 臭臭 dying soon. Not that I'll be feeling sad or anything. In fact I was hoping that 臭臭 never returns. It had been such an unforgettable smell that I sometimes imagine the smell in the middle of the night, even though no one was doing the dishes. I'll go "hey, did you fart?", and ask everyone around if they did. In actual fact, it must have been quite the "hallucination", smell-wise. Then, there could also be a possibility that a smelly spirit is lingering around. (no offence to any spirits out there)
Beginning to anticipate the sweet lemon fragrance that was supposed to be present during the washing of dishes. And I'm most certainly in the most bored of moods to even write so much about a bottle of detergent.
Oh, but there's one very obvious advantage to owning a smelly detergent like mine. There's always a time slot to let go of all my day's accumulated gases and push the blame on 臭臭.
seriously, sometimes it smells worse than rubbish. farts can actually win in a "smell good" contest if the detergent were to take part. any the detergent has a name. it's called 臭臭. wonder how 臭臭 show his face in front of his other detergent frens. they must be labelling him a loser. A detergent that smells. It's almost like superman on krypton, or a plant that produces carbon monoxide. Still, in the light of not wasting it all by throwing it away, it still has the cleaning dishes ability, only with the added disadvantage of smelling bad, really bad.
I could swear that in several occasions, my brother could tell that mum was washing dishes, in his room. which really is quite the distance for any smell to travel to.
Anyhow, 臭臭 dying soon. Not that I'll be feeling sad or anything. In fact I was hoping that 臭臭 never returns. It had been such an unforgettable smell that I sometimes imagine the smell in the middle of the night, even though no one was doing the dishes. I'll go "hey, did you fart?", and ask everyone around if they did. In actual fact, it must have been quite the "hallucination", smell-wise. Then, there could also be a possibility that a smelly spirit is lingering around. (no offence to any spirits out there)
Beginning to anticipate the sweet lemon fragrance that was supposed to be present during the washing of dishes. And I'm most certainly in the most bored of moods to even write so much about a bottle of detergent.
Oh, but there's one very obvious advantage to owning a smelly detergent like mine. There's always a time slot to let go of all my day's accumulated gases and push the blame on 臭臭.
Apr 21, 2008
the dreams just get weirder n weirder
i was peeing, and it seemed like it was never ending; probably a contender for the Guinness World Records. A scratchy sound came from behind me. I turned around. There was a girl bathing behind me! >.< Oh, btw if anyone's wondering, the scratchy sound came from pulling the shower curtains aside.
I was like "aiyoh wth". Quickly positioned myself so that she couldn't see me. And it had to happen when I was breaking the World Record for the "Longest Pee in modern history". Obviously I couldnt stop, cos it was really 滔滔不绝. (to make it clear first, I did NOT wet my bed okie, thankfully >.<)
It was not all! After what seemed like ages, the door to the bathroom suddenly opened without warning! OMG! Another girl wanted to come in! I thought to myself "I went to wrong toilet isit -.-"
Again, I readjusted myself to attempt to protect whatever leftover privacy I had. Hey, and that girl didnt even say "I'm sorry". She just closed the door back nonchalantly and walked off, and yes. The girl behind me was still showering -.-.
Didn't get to see any flesh though.
I woke up and the first thing I did was to check if the unfortunate thing had happened. haha. i didnt wet my bed lah. how old liao you think still will wet meh.
somehow I do look forward to what else my imagination can produce during REM period of sleep.
I was like "aiyoh wth". Quickly positioned myself so that she couldn't see me. And it had to happen when I was breaking the World Record for the "Longest Pee in modern history". Obviously I couldnt stop, cos it was really 滔滔不绝. (to make it clear first, I did NOT wet my bed okie, thankfully >.<)
It was not all! After what seemed like ages, the door to the bathroom suddenly opened without warning! OMG! Another girl wanted to come in! I thought to myself "I went to wrong toilet isit -.-"
Again, I readjusted myself to attempt to protect whatever leftover privacy I had. Hey, and that girl didnt even say "I'm sorry". She just closed the door back nonchalantly and walked off, and yes. The girl behind me was still showering -.-.
Didn't get to see any flesh though.
I woke up and the first thing I did was to check if the unfortunate thing had happened. haha. i didnt wet my bed lah. how old liao you think still will wet meh.
somehow I do look forward to what else my imagination can produce during REM period of sleep.
Apr 17, 2008
december the 25th
every year at one of the poles, the sunrise and sunset follows a path lower and lower in the sky until one day, on december the 22nd. There, it neither goes any lower or higher. And on december the 25th, 3 days after the winter solstice, the sun goes higher up again, signalling the arrival of spring.
Apr 15, 2008
it's all but a dream
i was in a ghost hotel. not so much a haunted hotel for which no one will visit. More for a place where people go to the hotel not just for the accommodation, but also to have the thrill of guess what, catching ghosts!
How we go about catching ghosts is still a blur. All i remembered was that they end up in this KFC box; those where they'll put in 3 pcs chicken kind of box, only with a lid. And there I was holding a box full of ghosts, where they would periodically try to hit their way out of it. Didn't know why I even bothered catching them anyway, dunno where to put also.
And so, being so realistic even in my dreams, I went about finding sticky tape. Roll by roll I wrapped the clear sticky tape around the box, while the ghosts were still constantly trying to push their way out.
From my dream I can deduce something, that ghosts have mass even though they are compressible (if they didnt how would a dozen of them fit into the small kfc box). Also, they obey Newton's 1st law of motion, and does not adhere to quantum physics. (since they cant simply appear out of the box by going through it). They are also very efficient energy transfer mechanisms because the energy used to get out of the box is used entire to convert to mechanical energy. No other forms of energy such as heat, light and sound are produced.
That aside, I think it was due to the flimziness of the box, that they eventually got out anyway. I remembered jumping straight through the middle of the stairway to reach the lobby. I should have free fall for at least a few storeys. And then there was chaos and running, and more chaos and blah blah. The usual nightmarish stuff.
I opened my eyes at around 7 plus when my mum was walking around in the room. When I closed them again, it was the starting of yet another dream.
This time, I was in this band competition. NTU band actually, though most of them were unfamiliar faces. I didn't remember going on the stage though. Seemed like I was only involved in the logistics side of moving the instruments. I think this place has to be just beside that haunted hotel. Cos I seem to be lying in some hotel after this abrupt scene. My mind seemed to link stuff very well. I saw my mum in the room in one moment (in reality), and the next, I was lying with my eyes open in a hotel room. Well, that was after I momentarily saw that scene for the band competition.
The weirdest thing happened. Suddenly a very old friend of mine appeared just beside me. She was quite a close friend I had in sec sch. Must say she would have been close enough for me not to jump out of bed upon discovering her presence. She just started talking to me. And at that moment I felt tired (in my dream...how queer) and closed my eyes.
:) So anyway, the next day I woke up to find myself in that venue for the competition again. And I was walking around to pack up and bring instruments into the lorry. There, I saw her again. Found out she was the brother of a friend I had in army. ??? . Anyway, there was this interesting water cooler. It was flat and built on a window pane. The button was on it itself. OH! it looked just like a handphone with only one button. and water just miraculously appeared from its thin interior when i pressed the button.
Yeah, just about it. The recollection of dreams that didnt really make sense. My laptop do exude characteristics of queerness though. The screen saver can just come out; and even after banging the things around it, the screen saver wouldnt stop (duh, cos it'll only stop if i touch the keyboard of move the mouse). But listen up, it will suddenly just stop when I wasnt doing anything. It was especially so last night when i was studying on the sofa. The laptop was just beside the television which was switched off already. One minute I was mesmerised by the space screen saver, and the next, it stopped for no apparent reason.
Not that the laptop has got to do with anything, but ya.
How we go about catching ghosts is still a blur. All i remembered was that they end up in this KFC box; those where they'll put in 3 pcs chicken kind of box, only with a lid. And there I was holding a box full of ghosts, where they would periodically try to hit their way out of it. Didn't know why I even bothered catching them anyway, dunno where to put also.
And so, being so realistic even in my dreams, I went about finding sticky tape. Roll by roll I wrapped the clear sticky tape around the box, while the ghosts were still constantly trying to push their way out.
From my dream I can deduce something, that ghosts have mass even though they are compressible (if they didnt how would a dozen of them fit into the small kfc box). Also, they obey Newton's 1st law of motion, and does not adhere to quantum physics. (since they cant simply appear out of the box by going through it). They are also very efficient energy transfer mechanisms because the energy used to get out of the box is used entire to convert to mechanical energy. No other forms of energy such as heat, light and sound are produced.
That aside, I think it was due to the flimziness of the box, that they eventually got out anyway. I remembered jumping straight through the middle of the stairway to reach the lobby. I should have free fall for at least a few storeys. And then there was chaos and running, and more chaos and blah blah. The usual nightmarish stuff.
I opened my eyes at around 7 plus when my mum was walking around in the room. When I closed them again, it was the starting of yet another dream.
This time, I was in this band competition. NTU band actually, though most of them were unfamiliar faces. I didn't remember going on the stage though. Seemed like I was only involved in the logistics side of moving the instruments. I think this place has to be just beside that haunted hotel. Cos I seem to be lying in some hotel after this abrupt scene. My mind seemed to link stuff very well. I saw my mum in the room in one moment (in reality), and the next, I was lying with my eyes open in a hotel room. Well, that was after I momentarily saw that scene for the band competition.
The weirdest thing happened. Suddenly a very old friend of mine appeared just beside me. She was quite a close friend I had in sec sch. Must say she would have been close enough for me not to jump out of bed upon discovering her presence. She just started talking to me. And at that moment I felt tired (in my dream...how queer) and closed my eyes.
:) So anyway, the next day I woke up to find myself in that venue for the competition again. And I was walking around to pack up and bring instruments into the lorry. There, I saw her again. Found out she was the brother of a friend I had in army. ??? . Anyway, there was this interesting water cooler. It was flat and built on a window pane. The button was on it itself. OH! it looked just like a handphone with only one button. and water just miraculously appeared from its thin interior when i pressed the button.
Yeah, just about it. The recollection of dreams that didnt really make sense. My laptop do exude characteristics of queerness though. The screen saver can just come out; and even after banging the things around it, the screen saver wouldnt stop (duh, cos it'll only stop if i touch the keyboard of move the mouse). But listen up, it will suddenly just stop when I wasnt doing anything. It was especially so last night when i was studying on the sofa. The laptop was just beside the television which was switched off already. One minute I was mesmerised by the space screen saver, and the next, it stopped for no apparent reason.
Not that the laptop has got to do with anything, but ya.
Apr 5, 2008
amongst everything, irony.
How ironic that I'm posting regular entries when I'm at my busiest. Thing is I'm going crazy. Going mad from dealing so many things on my own. Going mad from how little assistance i've received when i so dearly need it. Going mad from constantly thinking of you.
granted, i did receive help when i need it sometimes. And i'm truly grateful for it. Thank you to mong and sam for the psych books and materials... thanks to miel for helping me to proof-read the initial part of my report. Thanks to ed for lending me his web software. thank you kk for helping me out with frames.
disapointed with how I aasked you to help me when you're the least busy; disapointed with how you totally ignored my advice; disappointed with how you can forget to help and continue to ignore me thereafter.
what a wonderful world we live in.
sarcasm. you think?
granted, i did receive help when i need it sometimes. And i'm truly grateful for it. Thank you to mong and sam for the psych books and materials... thanks to miel for helping me to proof-read the initial part of my report. Thanks to ed for lending me his web software. thank you kk for helping me out with frames.
disapointed with how I aasked you to help me when you're the least busy; disapointed with how you totally ignored my advice; disappointed with how you can forget to help and continue to ignore me thereafter.
what a wonderful world we live in.
sarcasm. you think?
Apr 4, 2008
oh good grief...
i dont need you. i dont need pple to validate me by replying. and certainly dont need reciprocation.
i need to take in nourishment, expel waste and inhale enough oxygen to keep myself from dying. anything else is optional.
i need to take in nourishment, expel waste and inhale enough oxygen to keep myself from dying. anything else is optional.
Apr 3, 2008
checklist of things to do after exams
1) Get a life
2) Go out like no one's business
3) Play mahjong
4) Sing kbox
5) Play tb tennis/badminton
6) Get a nice tan + exercise while swimming
7) Run.. oh boy... i hate running... but i gotta...
8) Eat more... perhaps healthier choice of food
9) OH! rejoin band! woot! i miss band...
10) Go blading... buy the blades ... never use... grrr...
11) Get a new name... not new actually, but to include the name my parents gave me but never put in my I/C
12) Catch up with friends. boy have i neglected my friends.
13) Learn canto. how can a canto not know canto... -.-
14) Learn korean + german... cos ... i just wanna
15) Open a singles album (entitled: 考试后)
So many things to look forward to. But for now, 加油!! :P
Always nice to know there are people who are behind me all the way! yeah!
2) Go out like no one's business
3) Play mahjong
4) Sing kbox
5) Play tb tennis/badminton
6) Get a nice tan + exercise while swimming
7) Run.. oh boy... i hate running... but i gotta...
8) Eat more... perhaps healthier choice of food
9) OH! rejoin band! woot! i miss band...
10) Go blading... buy the blades ... never use... grrr...
11) Get a new name... not new actually, but to include the name my parents gave me but never put in my I/C
12) Catch up with friends. boy have i neglected my friends.
13) Learn canto. how can a canto not know canto... -.-
14) Learn korean + german... cos ... i just wanna
15) Open a singles album (entitled: 考试后)
So many things to look forward to. But for now, 加油!! :P
Always nice to know there are people who are behind me all the way! yeah!
if you had 1 super power, what would it be
rapid spontaneous cellular regeneration, or in other words, a cleric. hah.
advantages of RSCR:
1) immortality! well since the cells dont die i dont age. and... how good is that
2) sometimes when i'm lazy to walk i can just jump downstairs to buy tidbits.
3) i can pull out mi hair when i'm stressed and not worry tt they wont grow back
4) it means i can theoretically not eat, drink or breathe in oxygen, or expel waste. save me all the trouble of eating things i dont like, and breathe in my own da bian molecules when i shit
5) there's a chance my blood could save lives and reserrect the dead
disadvantages of RSCR:
1) researchers might wanna do mean experiments on me
2) wont be able to change how i look since it'll always grow back the same. kinda like a fashion disaster.
3) theoretically, i should develop cancer, too many live cells. or maybe it'll be taken care of
i'm bored. and everyone's busy. and this is one of the things i think about when i'm bored.
advantages of RSCR:
1) immortality! well since the cells dont die i dont age. and... how good is that
2) sometimes when i'm lazy to walk i can just jump downstairs to buy tidbits.
3) i can pull out mi hair when i'm stressed and not worry tt they wont grow back
4) it means i can theoretically not eat, drink or breathe in oxygen, or expel waste. save me all the trouble of eating things i dont like, and breathe in my own da bian molecules when i shit
5) there's a chance my blood could save lives and reserrect the dead
disadvantages of RSCR:
1) researchers might wanna do mean experiments on me
2) wont be able to change how i look since it'll always grow back the same. kinda like a fashion disaster.
3) theoretically, i should develop cancer, too many live cells. or maybe it'll be taken care of
i'm bored. and everyone's busy. and this is one of the things i think about when i'm bored.
why huh?
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ar... whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..... weird ley... whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... seriously... whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...but.. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....you.... whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... and... whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... why.why..why.
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